Office Comic Relief

#1
Sophia is whining non-stop.
Sharlene: Talk properly, dont whine. At home, I got 2 boys whining. In office, I have to tolerate whining again. Sigh
Ivory: Girls can whine, boys cant whine.
Sharlene: Tell that to my sons.
Fanny (out of the blue): Roses are red, Violets are blue. Boys who whine, they cant be real.

#2
Sharlene's son, Owen likes to mimic people, repeat what they say.
Sharlene: Owen, dont do that. Are you a parrot? Are you a parrot?
Few days later. Owen did the same thing.
Sharlene: Owen, dont do that. Are you a copycat?
Owen: Nope, I am not a copycat. I am a parrot.